Story last updated at 8:43 a.m. Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Driving teen's rite of passage

by Paul Bowers


I'll go ahead and address the rumors: Yes, I'm driving now, and no, I haven't run over any small children.

I'm currently a real threat to society as a teenager behind the wheel.

I've had a beginner's permit for about a year, but that only allowed me to drive "if a licensed driver who is at least 21 years old and has at least one year of driving experience" accompanied me in the front seat. And that's no fun.

I had to hold a beginner's permit for 180 days before I was eligible to take the conditional license test. To prepare for the test, I practiced driving, working to gain my independence on the road. I needed 40 hours of driving time to be eligible for the license, and I put in my time every chance I got.

My parents were there to support me each step of the way with positive reinforcements such as "Brakes, son, brakes," "You don't get bonus points for hitting the poodle" and "That's how people get killed." It was always reassuring to have Mom or Dad riding shotgun.

I also needed formal instruction, but I decided to forgo the intellectual rigors of driver's ed at my high school and take a course over the summer from a driving school.

This started with an eight-hour classroom experience. The class covered all the material I would have learned over an entire semester at school. To keep us awake, the instructor showed music videos in which underpaid teenage actors from the ancient 1980s took on the tough topics of merging with trucks, using your turn signal, etc., through some thoroughly amusing raps and country songs.

We also put on the "drunk goggles" and tried to walk a straight line and pick up pennies. This was supposed to show us the effects of alcohol on motor skills, but it mostly served as a sort of recess from the monotonous class.

Then I had to get in six hours of driving practice with an instructor. My instructor was very friendly and far more relaxed than my parents, possibly because he had his own passenger-side brake pedal. We went over everything that would be on the test, including three-point turns, driving in reverse and parallel parking.

Unlike most people, I was pretty comfortable with the dreaded parallel parking section of the test until I went out to the Ladson Department of Motor Vehicles to practice and realized the space there wasn't as deep as the ones I'd parked in before.

I eventually got the hang of it, but while I was practicing, my '91 Buick Century, the epitome of a "granny car," died.

It took repeated jumps, a visit to Advance Auto Parts and an alternator that cost $84.78 before I was good to go.

The day of the fateful test, I headed down to the DMV in the Buick, with its chipping gray paint, fuzzy pink dice from my parents and fuzzy pink steering-wheel cover from my girlfriend. (I'm secure in my masculinity.)

A girl standing in line with me said she already had taken the test several times. As far as test administrators, she told me to hope I didn't get "the Mean One."

I got "the Mean One," and I passed anyway. For my conditional license picture, I decided to go for a kind of casual smirk, but the camera caught me at the wrong moment, so the picture came out all weird and serious.

Now, with that magical sheet of plastic in my pocket, I can "drive alone during daylight hours from 6 a.m. until 6 p.m. (or 8 p.m. during daylight-saving time)."Mostly, I drive back and forth between home and school with my younger brother and my friend down the street.

The Summerville High School parking lot can get kind of scary at times. Everybody thinks they're a stunt double for "2 Fast 2 Furious" (even if they're driving a Kia).

Of course, I keep it safe because I'm an excellent driver. Plus, my parents would skin me alive if I did anything stupid in my car.

All things considered, though, my parents have been very cooperative as far as driving goes. They let me get my license as soon as I was old enough, and they've placed a lot of trust in me. Some of my friends' parents won't let their sons and daughters touch a shoe to the gas pedal until they're at least 37.

And now, after countless hours of mowing grass and writing articles (yes, they pay me for this), I've finally saved up the money to pay off my car. She's all mine now, and I pray that she carries me far down the road to adulthood.

Ink contributor Paul Bowers, 16, is a sophomore at Summerville High School. Contact him at Soccerdewd88 @sc.rr.com.